if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel
if u send me an ask complimenting me or telling me that u like my blog i will smile for like 38 hours straight
Brb, having a love affair with this couch.
I LAUGHED AT THIS MUCH MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE
I SNORTED SO LOUD IN A QUIET PLACE
MY FAVORITE VINE
funerals are so depressing. i want a parade when i die. cupcakes. airhorns. dancing. maybe even a murder mystery game with me as the person who was murdered.
you want to put the fun back in funeral